What if the moon really was made of cheese
and people said f**k you when you sneeze
that the world was flat instead of round
with everyone on a level playing ground
What if day was night and night was day
and we couldn't filter what we say
that yes meant no, red meant go
and we lived inside a tv show
What if it really rained cats and dogs
and princes, once kissed, turned into frogs
that it was only the good stuff we'd never forget
and each choice we made was by spin of roulette
What if we could fly instead of drive
and that some did more than merely survive
that war was fiction and peace was fact
and we spent each day of our life getting jacked
What if this and what if that
but none of this is real fact
for the world is often too real to undrape
